New Favorite

While trolling Gawker today, I came across their coverage of this article recounting Bill O'Reilly's visit to Harlem and his subsequent surprise that, while dining at Sylvia's with Al Sharpton,

"There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, "M-Fer, I want more iced tea."

You know, I mean, everybody was -- it was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn't any kind of craziness at all."

The Gawker article was accompanied by a picture of O'Reilly standing next to Ann Coulter. I won't post it because the less I see of them in the total hours of my life, the happier I'll be when I die.

Jesus lord I hate Bill O'Reilly. Holy Moses Ann Coulter's soul is rotting from within.

The good news: A commenter named Tammyfey left these bon mots:

"I wish some local--a well-groomed and articulate one, of course--would have slapped the bitch.

Seriously, though, do these two carbuncles pictured exist solely to cheapen humanity in general? Can't we as a society manage to throw them into a dank pit somewhere to be hatefucked by rabid slugs?"

Pretty much my feelings exactly, and also introduces my new favorite verb (past tense): hatefucked. Only funny when used to describe vicious acts performed on despicable people, and way funny, then.

Thanks, TammyFey! I don't know you, but I love you.